| Random stranger: | would you like a sugar cube?- |
| Me: | FINNNIICCCKK </3 |
Beautiful… God I want something beautiful and real.Â
(Source: leahhkaye)
when the bell rings but the teacher wont let you leave because of that one asshole who wont sit down
(Source: jakes-cerulean-ladies)
| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
| physics tests: | The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. |